"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." I'm Nicole. I'm in the professional yelling business. I like Diet Coke, good bone structure, tofu, people, places and things.This is an anti-velociraptor blog. I'm slowly converting to Judaism. I have an irrational fear of chickens and hate it when music gives me wanderlust. I abuse capslock and I sometimes cry at Disney movies. I'm team oxford comma. I like to torture myself by looking at pictures of kittens and attractive men. I'm fart & I'm smunny & I'm a prize. My feet are in Cincinnati, my head's in the clouds, and my heart is with your heart. DFTBA.