May 2012
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a-gasoline-rainbow:
dinuguan:nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
New favorite thing to say when disappointed.
holy jesus motherfucker i’m dying
unfortunately-i:
jankyass:
4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
4 minutes try a whole hour
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plantagenet:
never 4get
im in love with a fairytale
even though it hurts
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lemunplej:
you’re not a real fan of god unless you read the original bible when it first came out
2boys1cup:
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
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myfeetlitup:
killerqueen-80:
I don’t think the Glee writers have ever been to a graduation.
I’m not sure the Glee writers have ever been to real life.
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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This woman is Pocahontas. She is Athena and Hera. Lying in this messy, unmade...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Tell-All
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buttafuoco:
Gotye is actually pronounced like “one-hit-wonder”
5littlebirdsflewaway:
Hey you. Yes you. You’re beautiful. Yes, even that part of you that you despise. Its beautiful, because its a part of you. How could it not be? Everything that surrounds you sparks and burns with the intensity of your brilliance and the whole world is humbled by the mere fact that you choose to stay here with each breath you take. The rain speeds towards the ground just to...
teenage-fbi:
My dream job is to be one of those people on VH1’s “I Love The [insert decade here]” shows and make snarky comments about pop culture for a living
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iphone420:
one time i smoked too much life and got really high
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Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
tychobrohan:
did they really just refer to the upcoming weather as ‘sultry’
gurl tuesday u can expect sum sensual rainstorms and a sexy low temp of 72 degrees mmmm yissss
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msrooneymara:
barackfuckingobama / zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
– Sioux proverb
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