March 2012
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February 2012
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Reba McEntire is a godless heathen who promotes feminist rebellion in America’s...
– I’m not sure how I ended up reading “Country Music Hypocrites” on Jesus-Is-Savior.com but I’m glad I did.
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
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I require books as I require air.
– Sholem Asch
joshishollywood:
I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...
– James Franco
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patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
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She wanted to die, but she also wanted to live in Paris.
– Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary
containmultitudes:
I want the silences that linger, that whisper sweet nothings in my ear, their hot breath a shiver down my spine. I want the silences that envelop me; a blanket wrapped tight around me, a cozy Saturday morning cocoon I want the silences that comfort me; a loyal friend, saying all the things I never could, or when the time comes, nothing at all I want these silences - these...
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Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
Sushi
tomyhusband:
Please don’t be the numnard who orders chicken teriyaki and a fork at the Japanese restaurant.
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thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...