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I'm Nicole. I'm in the professional yelling business. I like Diet Coke, good bone structure, tofu, people, places and things.This is an anti-velociraptor blog. Wonder Woman and I are essentially the same person. I'm secretly the Obama's long lost Jewish daughter. I have an irrational fear of chickens and hate it when music gives me wanderlust. I can't handle seeing people cry. I abuse capslock and I sometimes get emotional over Disney movies. I'm team oxford comma. I'm a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen. I'm fart & I'm smunny & I'm a prize. My feet are in Cincinnati, my head's in the clouds, and my heart is with your heart. DFTBA. amor et melle et felle est fecundissimus. Bluth(s) in the banana stand

My name’s Nicole, and I’m 17 years old. People tell me I remind them of gingers from the UK, but honestly, I think they mean this:

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I will more than likely blog about my life and my ~problems, because I’m a privileged white girl. 

I enjoy Doctor Who, iced chai lattes, attractive men, good music and being a hilarious motherfucker. 

I don’t enjoy chickens, romance novels, Two and a Half Men, childhood pictures of myself and douchebags. 

~FAQ YAY~

  • What’s your sexuality/orientation/gender? I’m a heteroromantic demisexual. Basically, I’m romantically attracted to guys but I only actually want to have sex with them after a really strong bond type deal. 
  • What’s this “diagnosis” you keep talking about? Freshman year of high school I was diagnosed with depression, bi-polar disorder, anxiety and ADHD. It’s a cocktail I like to forget most times. 
  • Have you taken the Myers-Briggs personality test? Yes, I’m an ENFP. 
  • How long have you been a vegetarian? Is it hard? Since I was 11, and it’s gotten easier over time. For me, at least. 
  • Are you pro-choice? Yes.
  • Do you consider yourself a feminist? Yes.
  • What’s your religion? I’m a Reform Jew. 
  • What if I told you I’m a pro-life omnivore? Would you still respect my opinion and not hate me for my beliefs? Yes. 
  • Are you a real ginger? Nope, natural blonde. 
  • Can I ask you weird personal questions on anon? YES PLEASE.
  • Are you done with this? You’re weird. FINE I’LL STOP. 

If you have any SUPER IMPORTANT questions, my ask box is open for business like a motel the night of prom. Go for it. 

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